January 2012
December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Me: That's them with some fire.
Mum: Okay.
Me: That's Richard going for a swim. With a hat.
Mum: You can leave yo' hat on.
Me: That's them in their Keine Lust video. They gained some weight there.
Mum: No way!
Me: Yep.
Mum: Jesus.
Me: Then for the Ohne dich video they decided to get in shape so they climbed a mountain, see?
Mum: Good diet.
Me: Here they are performing naked using their instruments to cover their bits.
Mum:
Me: This is Frau Schneider, isn't she beautiful?
Mum:
Me: There's Ollie rolling on the floor in a diaper.
Mum:
Me: *closes book*
Mum: What was that one?
Me: Oh that's just their heads on naked female bodies, see?
Mum: They're gayboys.
Me: Oh I dunno, Richard looks pretty pleased with those boobs.
Mum:
Me: Also Till is pregnant.